I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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thesassformers:

So Graceful.

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

gokuma:

…Please pray for their safety

gokuma:

…Please pray for their safety


oh my god

oh my god

korraandpizza:

YOOOOOO

korraandpizza:

YOOOOOO

til-all-are-one:

[Transformers More Than Meets the Eye: First Aid]
Requested by driftschickenlegs

i am not the story
you have been told.

i am not pure
nor powerless
i am not your fantasy
of an innocent you can corrupt.

you think he took me?
you think i knew not what i did
when i laughed and placed those crimson seeds
upon my tongue?

do not mistake my kindness
for naievete.
i am forest fires and flower buds
i am poisonous thorns and newborn foals
i am death and rebirth—
cross me at your peril.
(you shall find that pretty rose vines
are just as lovely when they wrap tight over your limbs
and shatter your bones.)

my lord, he brings me bloodstained flowers,
and i give him kisses laced with venom
he gifts me graveyards to plant my orchids
and i send him the torn heads of men
who wrong my maidens.
(i teach them combat alongside botany. both are arts.)
he rules with iron fist and i
with gentle touch.
we live and love in a curious harmony
of sweet birdsong
and the tortured screams of sinners.

come springtide i am bound to earth,
to my mother’s sunfilled meadows
her unequivocal, enduring love.
and by the fading light of summer
i return to my lover’s onyx walls
and cimmerian heart.
i cherish both but they know
they would have no claim on me if i did not desire it
for i belong to myself,
i am only my own—
half flowering creation,
half blistering hellfire.

he calls me his lady
but he knows
i am a queen.

persephone speaks, by a.c. (via stilesies)

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

generalbri:

these homos

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

goingloco:

definitelynotawerewolf:

shokkuwebu:

here’s a better shot of it i can’t stop fucking laughing

"CALL ME A TAXI OR A POPSICLE ONE MORE TIME. ONE MORE FUCKING TIME. I DARE YOU, FUCKER."

PUT YOUR EX BOYFRIEND DOWN SKYFIRE

goingloco:

definitelynotawerewolf:

shokkuwebu:

here’s a better shot of it i can’t stop fucking laughing

"CALL ME A TAXI OR A POPSICLE ONE MORE TIME. ONE MORE FUCKING TIME. I DARE YOU, FUCKER."

PUT YOUR EX BOYFRIEND DOWN SKYFIRE