gokuma:

…Please pray for their safety

gokuma:

…Please pray for their safety


oh my god

oh my god

korraandpizza:

YOOOOOO

korraandpizza:

YOOOOOO

til-all-are-one:

[Transformers More Than Meets the Eye: First Aid]
Requested by driftschickenlegs

i am not the story
you have been told.

i am not pure
nor powerless
i am not your fantasy
of an innocent you can corrupt.

you think he took me?
you think i knew not what i did
when i laughed and placed those crimson seeds
upon my tongue?

do not mistake my kindness
for naievete.
i am forest fires and flower buds
i am poisonous thorns and newborn foals
i am death and rebirth—
cross me at your peril.
(you shall find that pretty rose vines
are just as lovely when they wrap tight over your limbs
and shatter your bones.)

my lord, he brings me bloodstained flowers,
and i give him kisses laced with venom
he gifts me graveyards to plant my orchids
and i send him the torn heads of men
who wrong my maidens.
(i teach them combat alongside botany. both are arts.)
he rules with iron fist and i
with gentle touch.
we live and love in a curious harmony
of sweet birdsong
and the tortured screams of sinners.

come springtide i am bound to earth,
to my mother’s sunfilled meadows
her unequivocal, enduring love.
and by the fading light of summer
i return to my lover’s onyx walls
and cimmerian heart.
i cherish both but they know
they would have no claim on me if i did not desire it
for i belong to myself,
i am only my own—
half flowering creation,
half blistering hellfire.

he calls me his lady
but he knows
i am a queen.

persephone speaks, by a.c. (via stilesies)

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

generalbri:

these homos

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

goingloco:

definitelynotawerewolf:

shokkuwebu:

here’s a better shot of it i can’t stop fucking laughing

"CALL ME A TAXI OR A POPSICLE ONE MORE TIME. ONE MORE FUCKING TIME. I DARE YOU, FUCKER."

PUT YOUR EX BOYFRIEND DOWN SKYFIRE

goingloco:

definitelynotawerewolf:

shokkuwebu:

here’s a better shot of it i can’t stop fucking laughing

"CALL ME A TAXI OR A POPSICLE ONE MORE TIME. ONE MORE FUCKING TIME. I DARE YOU, FUCKER."

PUT YOUR EX BOYFRIEND DOWN SKYFIRE

i-expect-miracles:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

"scared, potter?"

esuerc:

What if it’s Lockdown’s birthday, you discriminating twats

literally my favorite commercial ever.

thewinchestercave:

God Bless Captain America.