ultimately i think the reason i don’t take a deeper dive into scp stuff is because nothing will ever live up to scp 5031
it starts with Edgy Murder Monster (Who Is Weird) standard fare and then ten or so diagrams later you are like. profoundly emotionally invested. and then you get to the last sentence which makes you cry irl
researcher 1: this right here is a murderbeast. lock it in the shame cube and never pay attention to it
me: yeah okay. it’s a keter scp what did i expect.
researcher 2, ten years later: i never met researcher 1 but he was a Bitch. anyway i want to know if scp5031 can befriend a chicken.
me, already reaching for the tissues,
I’m actually gonna go ahead and link to 5031 just to try to encourage even one more person to enjoy what’s got to be one of the greatest literary achievements of the past decade.
my only further thoughts that i want to express shall be expressed through these memes
I put togehter a handful of the new “you’re welcome” lines for after Revenant says thank you! There are a couple more but I don’t want to ruin all the fun!
